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well you see her when you fall asleep, but never to touch and never to keep, ‘cause you loved her too much, and you dived too deep

April 23, 4:23 am with 703 notes
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translugia:

*tips muppet* m’namana

blushingallthewayshome:

"Harry Potter Cast Sings ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’"

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS

April 22, 11:13 pm with 10,661 notes
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#harry potter
April 22, 10:50 pm with 3,543 notes
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#food
dansemacabre-:

Extra Mural Cemetery by Paul

dansemacabre-:

Extra Mural Cemetery by Paul

April 22, 10:38 pm with 94 notes
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tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

you people have gotta learn some math

April 22, 2:12 pm with 419,031 notes
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#food
Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?
Anonymous

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

April 22, 1:25 pm with 181,122 notes
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#c

Your work has been a gift to mankind. You shaped the century.

wabby994:

and it starts, with the  s u n

April 22, 12:38 pm with 416 notes
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#tangled

"Call the nurse."

"She’s not a nurse."

givemeinternet:

Shhh it’s starting

givemeinternet:

Shhh it’s starting