i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
Of course “Mary Watson” was good enough for her, John.
THAT’S WHAT SHE WAS AFTER THE WHOLE TIME!
She could’ve chosen any name in the world, but she chose Mary Elizabeth Morstan. Then she married a man with the last name Watson.
I SEE THROUGH YOUR LITTLE SCHEME, MARY.
Because I noticed the thing Sherlock overlooked because he was too focused on the “liar” deduction.
Mary is a cat lover.
And now her initials are “MEW.”
This is my favorite cracktheory of the day.This isn’t a crack theory this is obviously her intent
“The Nazgûl were they, the Ringwraiths, the Úlairi, the Enemy’s most terrible servants; darkness went with them, and they cried with the voices of death.”
THIS WAS NEVER IN THE MOVIE I AM STILL ANGRY
Why does he only have one shoe.