Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"
Waterfall amidst a mountain covered in ash after a volcano eruption.
Taken in Iceland. One of the most unique landscape photos I’ve ever seen.
i’ve always loved this photo and it reminds of OG tumblr days - it looks like it was taken by Sverrir Thorolfsson in 2010 🤍
cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :)
Friend affection Friend meeting :) share a chair when there’s not enough seating
[ID: Nine screencaps from Taskmaster. Mae Martin stands beside a blackboard, gesturing expansively while saying, "Christianity sweeps Europe. We're talking monotheism, baby. We're very far from the Renaissance. Monks - some are bald." They point to the year "1123" written on the board, and a series of tenuous workings underneath, while saying, "1123 - numerically - 1 + 1 + 2 + 3 = 7. Seventh letter of the alphabet - G. G - God, aka, what I said before, Christianity sweeping Europe, because Rome has fallen." End ID.]
another thing abt me. i use the 👍 emoji very liberally. im not being sarcastic or passive aggressive im being like cool ok or thanks for the heads up or etc. to me 👍 is an innocent happy polite little emoji
i'm using AI to expand the borders of one of my buddies. to see what exists beyond the definition of himself with which he has chosen to encounter the world
rothko in the turner gallery???
ALTI can't get it right in the photo but going absolutely bonkers over the way the colors just like. blur across from the rothko (1950) to the turner (1845). this whole room is full of these abstract colors it's like they're bleeding between the picture frames with no regard for time
ALTwait wait hold on a second.
i hate job hunting so much why couldn’t i have just been sent abroad as a girl to serve at the court of margaret of austria and then later to serve a succession of french queens so that i could return to the english court years later as a lady of sophistication and charm capable of causing one of the greatest religious schisms in european history
if one more person reblogs this to tell me that Anne Boleyn got executed I’m gonna shake their hand and thank them because despite me evidently knowing the specifics of her early career in Europe pre-1522 I somehow was not aware of her extremely famous beheading. I had no idea. Thank you for enlightening me.
bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨
bro, you wouldn't use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing... right bro?